The Guyliner delivers some handy tips, so to speak. There are plenty of guides out there on how to actually do it, with no position too weird or complicated to get its own instruction manual, but when it comes to being on the receiving end, well, options are limited. Think of all the horrible things about oral sex — stray hairs, poor hygiene, really terrible novelty underwear — and eliminate them. You want your dick to be memorable for the right reasons — not a tale someone tells round the campfire at Halloween. Oh, and make sure your backside is cleaned to Nasa specifications too — just in case their fingers get busy — or their tongue. Stroke their face, interlock fingers. It can take a while. A really long while. Or show them!

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You're probably familiar with the concept of a potential boyfriend or girlfriend showing "red flags. Newsflash, if your potential girlfriend says she may have kind of, sort of killed someone, she may not be the right tone for you. Thanks to this fun reddit thread , these 16 guys had the opportunity to reveal their creepiest moments and they all definitely dodged bullets when these girls said these creepy things to them! Was talking to a girl on the phone who at the time was fucked up on painkillers and started relating to me a story about how when she was 7 she pushed a girl into a pool and watched her drown. Her grandma came home, found out about it, and told her to tell the police it was an accident.
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April 23, Online , Relationships. Besides the fact that my knees were scratching on the carpet, I found it totally hot. In the infamous porno Deep Throat , actress Linda Lovelace pseudonym of Linda Boreman plays a woman who finds out that her clitoris is located in her throat. Boreman later quit the porn industry to speak at anti-porn rallies alongside militant feminists like Andrea Dworkin and Catharine MacKinnon.
A vegan teenager has revealed how she was forced to un-friend a pal after he claimed giving a blowjob was the same as eating meat. Eade took to social media to share screenshots of their bizarre conversation, and her post — understandably — went viral. She had been chatting at length to the man online with intention of meeting him in person, but decided to cut all ties after he found out she was vegan and revealed his true colours.